this is cool.

In year 4 we were all enjoying singing bible songs at the end of scripture (public school my arse hole) and I had just previously got in trouble for changing the word Bethlehem to Bum Island. The next song came up, and it was THE LORD, TOLD NOAH, TO BUILD HIM AN ARCHY ARCHY song. I was singing it properly, then all of a sudden the teacher came and pulled me and one of my friends out and asked to repeat what we sang. I said I didn't know what she was talking about, and she wrote a note and sent us to the principle. We read the note, and it said we were singing 'Fucky fucky' instead of 'Archy Archy'. We thought we were going to go to hell or something, so we bailed and went to the town library to play age of empires.

I forget the aftermath. I think the deputy caught up with us the next day, we told him she was full of shit and he let it go.

we had a song that went "from the time he gave me life he hugged? me tenderly"

and after mass i went out singing 'from the time he gave me life he fucked me tenderly'

little did i know our priest had some allegations against him and i was got in a large amount of shit. claimed i heard someone else singing it and i didn't know what it meant

installed lemmings on the computers network
got in trouble from some teacher, think he did wood shop or sport or something
backed down, offered to delete it
he said he would do it himself, to make sure its done right
dont know how, but he deleted the network. goodbye profiles, saved work, everything.
i got 1 day detention, as i really did was play lemmings when i shoulda been doing QCS prep

I remember doing nothing but playing Quake 3 Arena and Halo in my Year 11/12 computer classes, still got decent HSC marks.

sex in the toilets, sex in the library, sex in the computer rooms, sex in the gym.

Threw a chair off a balcony it bounced like 10 metres and hit some guy in the head (he was fine)
Suspended once for fighting some guy who threw an orange at my head, suspended again for giving a kid a forehead slap on the bus reason given was for being racist as he was asian....was very stupid,
On a weekend got into the canteen area and broke open the coke machine
Knocked down the goalposts one night
Used to go to the woodwork rooms at lunch time saying we were doing work and play with all the machines. Would throw wood out windows and have battles with the longest pieces of wood we could find, also throwing just about everything at the fans.
Put bags of flour on top of the fan in a classroom so when they turned the fan on it sprays everywhere
Used to fill up these giant balloon things with water and when people go into one of the toilet cubicles they would get it dumped on them
Would ziptie about 100 bags together so tight you couldnt even get scissors under them
Unbolted the bottoms of a silver seat and then put peoples bags through the legs

It wasn't me in particular who gave her a breakdown but my class

For year's 7 and 8 we had a Geography Teacher called Mrs Khoo, she was not mentally all there, no doubt about it. We constantly mucked up and did crazy shit because we knew we could get away with it as such. For some reason our class turned out to be a bit naughtier than the rest. I'd say in the those 2 years over 500 detentions were assigned to students in that Geography class including 5 whole class detentions, Coming into year 9 we all though Geography would be the same. Our new teacher was a timid woman probably about 26, you could tell she had decided she was going to take the strict approach to teaching but emotionally she wasn't really up for it. I went to Uni High which is one of the top 3 public schools in the state so these kids weren't dumb (from memory 7 kids in that class including one of the chief trouble makers got 95+ enters) somehow we decided as a collective if we broke her down, she'd become a nice teacher and we'd all start listening so for a month or so students would just crack smart comments at her and correct her etc which really got to her. One particularity bad day 3 kids were just kept having a go at her, they somehow managed to change the topic to politics which she felt strongly about. I wasn't really paying attention to the conversation but about 30 minutes in our class is this:

3 kids having a yelling argument with the teacher about human ethics
4 kids (I included) playing the penis game (where you take turns yelling 'penis' louder and louder and try not to get in trouble
and everyone else was having loud conversation

The table's in the room are set out like a U with the top part having the teacher table and the door to the classroom on the right. The room could not be any noisier, we've been yelling penis as loud as we can for about 5 minutes now and all of the sudden the principal, who has been patrolling the halls walks in. Everyone falls dead quiet except for one of the kids who was playing the penis game, the back of his chair is right behind the entrance so he doesn't see the principal standing right beside him. I've never heard a noise as loud as he screamed penis, I'm sure most of the building would of heard it. At this point out teacher just broke down crying, we all got sent to the Sub-school and we're dealt with individually, the teacher left the school for at least 6 months (at which point i changed schools, so i don't know if she ever came back)

The boy who yelled Penis also only got 1 detention where most students got 3 or 4.

One of my mates planted a tree on the middle of the oval during the holidays as well. A big one.

Immanuel right?

once I managed to clip the bag buckles of about six people standing up on a bus together, when one got off, they all fell off

when we had to do slideshows, we would hide pictures of Where's Wally in every slide so noone paid attention to what we were actually saying

made an incredibly racist slideshow about the korean war

set this as desktop background when we had a substitute teacher in our comp class
she was very old and started banging the top of the big monitor


also helped to make a website about this kid we didnt like in year 6 on geocities
pretty powerful stuff for 10/11 year olds

I did stuff SO badass if i talked about it i'd get arrested.

*closes thread quickly*

Harold wasn't so healthy that day, hey?

I heard 4th grade for The Killers was the toughest 3 years of his life