Small Night In

* Said 'nigger' instead of Niger when I was reading out a novel to the class
* Tossed a rock up into the air and it landed on a classmate's head, he received minor injuries
* Mooned my teacher at Friday afternoon sport

I'll think of some more stuff.

fucked the principal

fucked the principal

Thread was made for seanyb

in year 2, I wrote a letter to some kids mum in his diary, detailing how he punched a girl, then signed the teachers name

I thought it was the perfect crime until the teacher was like 'NOONE IS GOING TO LUNCH until someone owns up'

Smashed a window
Tied a kid up to a tree then went back to class and claimed i knew nothing when he didn't show
made Jonathon cry (he was pussy, we always teased whoever was it)
Went into the girls bathroom
played 'doctor' a little too intimately.

I punched a girl in kindergarten

I was a right little fuckhead in Primary school, one of the coolest things we did was one day, this kid brought in an invisible ink texta with a light on the other end that reveal your art. It was probably my idea to draw all over the walls of the changerooms, we were in there all through lunch then a class came in to change for PE and busted us, we didn't think it was that serious because it was invisible ink but we got fucked pretty hard and they repainted the whole thing. In Primary school going to the deputy principal was the most pants dampening experience you could get but looking back it's laughable.

Remember doing 'smell the cheese' with your fist rolled into your other hand? I did that to a girl

Threw a log through an expensive church window to gain membership into the Public Enemy club a few other brahs had set up

found porn mags, took to school
nasty to some of the other kids
wagging

I was in trouble heaps for little dumb stuff

I started a Mexican wave during the national Anthem once.

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anyway, left a window open a tiny bit at the end of term, came back int he holidays and snuck into the classroom and threw paint at the fans which went everywhere

I remember getting another kid in so much trouble in year one because he showed me his penis, my mum flipped out and called the school and all

that's awesome SMM

It seems as if you constantly post memories of school to keep up your status as the forums resident manchild.